I am having major deja vu right now.

Why?

Because I'm Beyonce.

-JKJ

Damn, it smells like hot feet in here.

-Guy on Subway who then proceeded to spray a large bottle of Bath and Body Works Vanilla Body Splash throughout the train. That's right, he had body spray in his backpack. And yes, he was right. It did smell like hot feet.

But Colin Farrell karate chops a midget. Read that again: karate chops a midget.

-AS

I kissed her one time but not very long.

-JLB

Hark! I hear the call of the hungry luckless crybabies! Mint?

-Pit Stain

You know what's sad about life today? We can't communicate anymore. Like, 'I'm friends with The Soup!' What the hell does that mean?

-Steven Seagal

When the moment comes, take the last one from the left.

-Steven Seagal's fortune cookie

We'll come bring you food when you're making out and you're soooo hungry. -KMC

-There's always at least a foot in between us.

-Who's foot?

AS & JLB

I am going to shoot her in an e-mail tomorrow. - AM (Gay...M)